Dear ‘Entombed’ – What the Hell?
Last night myself and the mad Brazilian were finishing up our third pints and couldn’t decide if we’d go for another. Being broke, Thursday, drinking weekend ahead of us..etc, we weren’t sure it was the best idea, as 4 generally leads to 8 and 8 leads to vodka and Jag back at the house. The taste was there though and we decided to pick a random track from Entombed (one of the heaviest bands on the planet) and agreed that if the accompanying video ( I For An Eye) was in anyway brutal, we would get another. Well ,….FFS, did we pick the worst metal video of all time? I believe we came close. No brutality, no nothing that in any way helped us convince each other than fate has said ‘YES LADS, get yourselves another pint of that lovely Czech stuff you’re drinking’.
Entombed, by the name alone that video should have had something brutal in it, as should all your videos. Next time ye have kids flying around on bikes, try to gore it up a little and pay some heed to your thirsty fans and well-wishers who want nothing more than to say, ‘Thank-you Entombed for helping me get drunk’. Next time I’m asking Motörhead.